“If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be an Airport” Funny Metal Warning Sign

Hilarious Novelty Plaque for Home Décor – The Perfect Conversation Starter!

Ever felt like your space was full of “high-flyers”? Well, here's the perfect sign for those moments! This hilarious metal warning sign proudly declares, "If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be an Airport!" A brilliant blend of sarcasm and wit, this novelty plaque is great for home, office, or man-cave décor.

Hang it in your living room, by the door, or even in the bathroom for a good chuckle from anyone who enters. It's not just a sign; it’s a statement. Made from durable metal with pre-drilled holes for easy hanging, this wall decoration will leave your guests laughing (or nervously checking for exits). Perfect for a friend with a sarcastic sense of humor or that one co-worker who “gets it.”